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'...Whoever is ashamed to confess me before men...'
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Sunday School songs for grown-ups.
One Kid's Lunch. "Sunday School" songs for grown-ups. Who these guys anyway? Two friends since about the 5th grade with a tendency to the weird, Dustin and Dave have been writing songs for over twenty years. After the thundering silence that greeted classics like "The Heimlich Maneuver", "Uncle Sam (is a Metal Man)" and "He Thinks He's a Kite!" (along with a few dozen band name changes,) and, even with the most excellent and humbling inclusion of "Attack of the 90ft Lounge Lizard" in an international Dr. Demento broadcast---the duo were compelled to dedicate their musical gifts (however rich or meager you might find them) to exploring their own faith, often tipping a sacred cow or two along the way. C'mon, it'll be good for you.... You might just like it.
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Rock Christian Rock
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Peak #177
Peak in subgenre #16
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One Kid's Lunch
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2004
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September 17, 2006
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MP3 2.6 MB 128 kbps 2:52
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Okay...I think I understand. Write a neat melody and keep the subject bland. (Don't name names, you'll freeze out potential fans...) It's best if it can be sung to some swell girl I'm digging as well as "you-know-who." (Don't name names always keep in mind that key "universality.") Let's see.... "I love Jesus!" How's that for your hit song, baby? "I love Jesus! Hope He saves you like He saved me!" Hey! Cool! I think I wrote the money-maker--Pop Chart breaker.... What? You say that isn't quite right? Less specific and more "mainstream" fish might bite? Okay, I see your point. That does make sense...(I can be a little bit dense...) Let's see... "I love Jesus!" How's that for your hit song, buddy? "I love Jesus! Without Him, we're just plain cruddy!" Yeah! Hey! I think I wrote the money-maker...Top-40 breaker! Maybe it's a hit? I gotta make sure I don't blow it--squeeze as many dollars out of this here tune that I can get. Let's see, how 'bout... "I love Jesus!" How's that for your hit song, Eleanor? "I love Jesus! I'd be hell-bound if it weren't for Jesus! Jesus!" I love Jesus! How's that for your hit song, Vernon? I love Jesus! Love Him too or you'll be burning!!! Yeah! THERE'S your hit song, baby! YEAH!!! That'll go over with the kids! YEAH!!! Hello, airplay, baby! YEAH!!!!! Goodbye, mortgage payment!!! YEAH! Yeah! I love Jesus! You should, too! Not that New-Age "loves-you-just-the-way-you-are" Jesus...but the one that CHANGES you! Yeah! Jesus!
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