The Molar Song by Arthur Holt
Recorded @ my Pipe Dream Studio
Story behind the song
I'm sitting in the dentists office and my jaw is sticking out and the poster on the walk says talk to the dentists about eating slower to loose weight, well that struck me funny and the result is this song.
Lyrics
The Molar song
I have the best dentists his name is Dr. Jim
He keeps me smiling and wants me to stay trim
There's a poster in his office that explains if you eat slower
Your waist line will be so much smaller
So I had to call the office my jaw was sticking out
A molar was swollen there was no time for me to pout
Well I had to let them pull out my last molar
Now I am eating so much slower
The poster that I saw I don't think it ment this at all
But I am eating slower since I don't have that molar
Dr. Jim, he keeps my smile bright now I know that poster was right
My waist line is getting so much smaller since they took out my last molar
Well I had to let them pull out my last molar
Now I am eating so much slower
The poster that I saw I don't think it ment this at all
But I am eating slower since I don't have that molar
But I am eating slower since I don't have that molar
